Gotham’s Got Twitter?

A few days ago I got an email, telling me that the Joker was now following my twitter. Over the next few days I was added by more and more members of Gotham, ranging from James Gordon to, most recently, Gotham Cable News.

Is this an official ARG? I don’t know - it’s started up a little too recently, given when the film was released. But even if it is some fans keeping in character for their Twitter accounts it is still very awesome. :)

Now, as to who I currently have:

The “Good Guys”

  • Bruce Wayne: “I’m Bruce Wayne? What else can I say?”
  • Rachel Dawes: “I work for the D.A.’s office and enjoy fine dining on weekends with my boyfriend.”
  • James Gordon: Unfortunately Gordon doesn’t say anything in his profile.
  • Harvey Dent: “Hello, I’m Harvey Dent. I’m Gotham’s new district attorney. Are you ready to join a crusade to clean up the streets of our city?”
  • Lucius Fox: No profile either.

The “Bad Guys”

  • The Joker: “The Ace of Knaves. The Harlequin of Hate. An Agent of Chaos. It’s the Joker. It’s really me… Live from Arkham…”
  • Dr Crane/Scarecrow: “Doctor Jonathan Crane. Formerly of Arkham Asylum, currently in Arkham Asylum.”
  • The Riddler: “Of questionable intentions?! Now there’s a Riddle! :)”

Others

Oh, and as a bonus, we have (the young) Hannibal Lector. Apparently he’s in Arkham, in the cell next to the Joker.

Now, can you find any more? It’ll be fun watching to see how thing continues to grow.

Posted 16 September 2008 in Fandom, Internet, Weirdness and with 1 comment.

Lolmyths

Nom nom nom. In a continuation of classics weirdness in the vein of Minos and the STD from Hell, I bring to you the creation of something brand new: lolmyths.

When a friend of mine in my myth and storytelling class mentioned that today’s case files were about Pelops, my reaction was to go, “Nom nom nom.”

Now, she did know about lolspeak, but just not that I was referring to Pelops being killed and cooked and then served to the gods. When I explained the story the light went on and we had a good laugh through most of the lecture (like we normally do, because that paper is hilarious).

As we were leaving I suggested that I should macro some famous scenes from classical myth. For the lulz, of course. And thus we have Kronos going “nom nom nom”.

I now need to make one from like the Iliad with “epic fail”.

No need to point out I am a geek, peeps.

Posted 18 March 2008 in General, Internet, Weirdness and with 5 comments.

Okay. That’s New

I am a classics student. This means that I study classical myth, religion, literature, society, archaeology and history. I am also studying Latin for the second time in my life.

While some aspects of classics can be rather serious, Greek and Roman myth at times most certainly is anything but serious. To quote a friend, when asked how she could laugh at Greek myth, she replied with “how can you not?”

Seriously. With Achilles sitting on the sidelines like a whiny kid who didn’t get to do everything he wanted, “deviant sexuality” and random transformations abounding, how can one take some things seriously? There’s a reason we sit in the back of the lecture theatre giggling at some of the stories we hear.

But today’s lecture on Procris and the many variations of her story, from innocent virgin unfairly tested, to a more culpable adulteress, created a new level of WTF. Even for me, and I liked to consider myself reasonably well-versed in at least some weird and wacky myths.

In his Metamorphoses, Ancient Greek grammarian Antoninus Liberalis writes the following in his tale of Procris and her hound:

In shame Procris forsook Cephalus and went off as a fugitive to Minos the king of Crete. She found on arrival that he was afflicted by childlessness and promised a cure, showing him how to beget children. Now Minos would ejaculate snakes, scorpions and millipedes, killing the women with whom he had intercourse.

But his wife Pasiphaë, daughter of the Sun, was immortal. Procris accordingly devised the following to make Minos fertile. She inserted the bladder of a goat into a woman and Minos first emitted the snakes into the bladder; then he went over to Pasiphaë and entered her. And when children were born to them, Minos gave Procris his spear as his dog. No animal could escape these two and they always reached their target.

Just in case you missed it, here’s the point which made us go, “Ouch.” Not to mention WTF.

Now Minos would ejaculate snakes, scorpions and millipedes, killing the women with whom he had intercourse.

Now that sounds like a bad STD. Yowch.

And thus concludes my tale of the myth that made even me go “WTF?!”.

Posted 14 March 2008 in General, Weirdness and with 4 comments.

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