Post A Joke!
11 September 2007, 9:23 am in General
As Rachael and I began swapping sheep-shagging jokes, I decided to hold open the bag and ask you to toss jokes my way.
Just keep it PG-13/M. I don’t want The Aristocrats, people. So cleanish.
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What about mildly offensive blonde jokes? They’ll only offend you during the summer!
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retreiver.
(Yes, I know I am made of fail. It’s PG 13 because it’s um… blondist)
You can substitute welsh for kiwi if you want.
Why do Welsh horses run so fast?
Because they have seen what the farmers do to the sheep!
What do you call a Welshman with 40 wives?
A shepherd!
A Welshman was counting his sheep.
“205, 206, 207, Hello darling, 208, 209……”
Why do Welshmen have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs?
So that they push back harder!
Bwahaha. Sheep shagging jokes FTW.
I will be substituting Australian instead.
Speaking of mildly offensive Australian jokes…
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!!
Win!